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Hi, everyone, and welcome to Framed. This week our video is "Hit The Lights," the brand new offering from Selena Gomez & The Scene. You're sure to like it!

Selena is the star of the Disney Channel's excellent Wizards of Waverly Place, and is also a music star in her own right. Most importantly, though, she's Justin Bieber's girlfriend. And the young couple's made quite a splash in the press lately, with a recent appearance at the American Music Awards at which — we're told — they couldn't keep their hands off each other.

Intrigued by this exciting news, we looked around the internet to see what other developments we could report to our readers.  We can't swear these are all true, but some of them probably are:

  • Selena may be pregnant with Justin's baby! Get in line, honey.
  • They ate at iHop and left a tip of more than 200%! Because Justin only carries $100s!
  • They're all the time making out!
  • Selena's mom is expecting! Damn, Justin!
  • They had a big fight and then Justin rented out the Staples Center in L.A. for a private viewing of Titanic! "Because I'm rich," he later quipped.

Wow, what a romance! Since Framed is heavily invested in Justin's career, we'll keep an eye on things and report pertinent info to you readers. In the meantime, enjoy the video and the captions, and make a note to be back here again next week, OK?

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1 — "Well, hel — lo there. I know bloggers are wealthy, of course... but stunningly handsome?"

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2 — "Where the heck's Gummo? He said he and his friends would meet me here."

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3 — "Goodbye, Gummo! It's too bad you couldn't meet Selena and grant her the power to change reality, as was your intention."

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4 — "I'm Gummo! Fear me!"

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5 — Smashing Pumpkins: still the best!

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6 — "Keep looking! There has to be a way out of this video!"

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7 — "Let's remember to over-romanticize this decades from now, OK?"

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8 — Few were surprised when a young Neve Campbell traveled through time, killed Selena, and took her place in the entertainment world.

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9 — "Now that I've shrunk to a height of 40 microns, I can study these spermatozoa to see if they belong to anyone I know."

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10 — "So... an open receiver means nothing to you! Am I right, Tebow?"

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11 — "Help! Justin! Call them off!"

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12 — "Dude. They pay you for this?"

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