Stop The Presses!

I Can’t Believe It’s Punk Butter

Lyndsey Parker
Stop The Presses!

So Reuters reported this week that sales of the British dairy product Country Life Butter have skyrocketed 83 percent since Sex Pistols punk icon John "Johnny Rotten" Lydon became its spokesman last year.

Oi! Or should we say...Oy!

While this is hardly the first time the Pistols have been accused of selling out (their various cash-in reunion tours, as fiftysomething men, have raised a few pierced eyebrows), this latest Lydon offense in particular has many old-school punks shaking in their Doc Martens.

And really, it is kind of hard to believe that the former flamed-haired, spotty-faced, snot-nosed anarchist who once snarled, "NO FUTURE FOR YOOOOOOU!" is now earning money for his eventual retirement with residuals from this:

Guess anarchy is finally spreading across the U.K....

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